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funohtrixpointnever: fartinonfaces: please let me go here when...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 20:59:11 -0400

funohtrixpointnever:

fartinonfaces:

please let me go here when i die

when you accidentally type mid 200′s instead of mid 2000′s

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 20:58:44 -0400

graynard:

homie14: I’m wheezing my lungs out lol

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 20:45:57 -0400

homie14:

I’m wheezing my lungs out lol

peecop: your-dog-666: thebootydiaries been reblogging the same posts since 1998 someone tell her to...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 20:41:29 -0400

peecop:

your-dog-666:

thebootydiaries been reblogging the same posts since 1998 someone tell her to how to refresh her web page

y'all keep tryna @ her as if she hasnt been stuck in a time loop since the Reagan administration

missbinch:

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 20:38:54 -0400

missbinch:

bisexuael:this is so sad alexa play despacito

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 20:38:31 -0400

bisexuael:

this is so sad alexa play despacito

imsoofuckingsad:my feelings are hurting my feelings

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 20:38:04 -0400

imsoofuckingsad:

my feelings are hurting my feelings

panwitha-plan: imaginedreamwrite: strangewhovian-blog: brokeo...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 18:59:01 -0400

panwitha-plan:

imaginedreamwrite:

strangewhovian-blog:

brokeourredstringoffate:

possessedjoker:

pleasepardonmymusings:

shipqueen-of-the-otps:

spawnofinterest:

1021girl:

snickerdoodlesandsausages:

enjolrasactual:

in-love-with-my-bed:

the-winchesters-creed:

ayellowstateofmind:

Imagine stabbing someone with this knife.

It would instantly cauterize the would, so the person wouldn’t bleed, so it’s not very useful.

if you want information it is

and above, in order, we see a gryffindor, a ravenclaw, and a slytherin

why would you stab a PERSON when you can have TOAST?

There’s the hufflepuff

I HAVE ONLY SEEN THIS ICONIC POST IN SCREENSHOTS

OH MY GOD ITS ON MY DASH

IT’S BACK!

THIS POST!

I FOUND IT?!?!??

This is the second time this post has graced my dash. I will never not repost this

Every time I see it, it just gets better and funnier

oh my god i found it

Ravenclaw Ask Game

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 18:57:47 -0400

ravenclaw-headcanons:

Gryffindor | Slytherin | Hufflepuff
1. Do you have a passion project? What is it?
2. How many languages can you speak?
3. What was the last book you read?
4. Where in the world would you most like to visit?
5. Top 5 fictional characters?
6. Something you miss from your childhood?
7. What skill do you wish you had?
8. Tell us an interesting fact
9. What was your favourite subject in school?
10. Favourite planet?
11. Which historical figure fascinates you and why?
12. Favourite mythical creature?
13. Do you believe in any conspiracy theories?
14. What is your favourite word?
15. Do you have any obsessions right now?
16. Do you play any instruments?
17. What’s your worst habit?
18. Do you have a collection of anything?
19. What’s your biggest ‘what if’?
20. What is your favourite fairy tale?
21. Have you ever dyed your hair? Is there a colour you’d like to dye it?
22. If you could learn one language overnight, which would you choose?
23. What’s the most useless thing you know how to do?
24. What’s the most important change that should be made to your country’s education system?
25. Most ravenclaw thing you’ve ever done?

i-am-a-fish: pressing my face against the microwavethat’s right baby, gently jiggle my molecules

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 18:57:22 -0400

i-am-a-fish:

*pressing my face against the microwave*
that’s right baby, gently jiggle my molecules

kareshy: gigaguess: mrsdevilla: the-treble: internationalgirl...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 18:37:38 -0400

kareshy:

gigaguess:

mrsdevilla:

the-treble:

internationalgirl:

This is why you should have a cat y’all. Egyptians believed that cats repelled evil spirits.

Cats are evil spirits. They’re just the strongest so all others must bow to their greatness.

Actually according to legend, cats are guardians of the Underworld. So once you are dead if you try to sneak back into the land of the living they send you back where you came from. They protect the living from the dead.

If you ever wonder why a cat stares off into the wild blue yonder and then bolts off for “no reason…”

That cat even looks like it’s accusing him of something like wait a Fucking minute here are you dead did you really think you could slip that shit passed me

daiseokkie: the first five emotes on your recently used emojis describe you as a person ready set go

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 18:35:53 -0400

daiseokkie:

the first five emotes on your recently used emojis describe you as a person ready set go

tchallabread: barnesrogerss: I’m such a weak bitch when it comes to Bucky Barnes

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 18:35:18 -0400

tchallabread:

barnesrogerss:

I’m such a weak bitch when it comes to Bucky Barnes

skarchomp: dumbledork: harrey you gotta learn that being a shitty wizard is fucking important, do...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 18:35:08 -0400

skarchomp:

dumbledork: harrey you gotta learn that being a shitty wizard is fucking important, do everything i say and learn to fear death every day by age 11 or you’re not worth talking to

gandalf:

ragnarokapologist: tan france would approve of thor’s fashion choices especially the pussy popping...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 18:34:07 -0400

ragnarokapologist:

tan france would approve of thor’s fashion choices especially the pussy popping blazer

hus-pus: rupaulsdragracefuckedupdrag: rupaulsdragracefuckedupdrag:I’m so despacito I’m literally...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 18:27:20 -0400

hus-pus:

rupaulsdragracefuckedupdrag:

rupaulsdragracefuckedupdrag:
I’m so despacito I’m literally going on omegle for friends

my phone autocorrected desperate to despacito I love this timeline

im in love with op please marry me. say yespacito

petermaximoff: steve: im Sorry tony but he’s my friend.tony: so Was I.bucky:

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 18:26:23 -0400

petermaximoff:

steve: im Sorry tony but he’s my friend.
tony: so Was I.
bucky:

Photo

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 18:25:54 -0400

anthonysstarks:You want to know why we talk crap in the middle...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 18:23:12 -0400

anthonysstarks:

You want to know why we talk crap in the middle of the fights? It’s because we are terrified. Some folks can sublimate it, tamp it down, keep it together. But every time I open my mouth to get other stupid things out, I have to shout so I don’t choke on my own heartbeat. — Quote from Tony Stark in Invinicible Iron Man: Fear Itself

parker-industries: Tony comes home drunk and walks into the kitchen Tony: What time is it? Peter:...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 18:21:10 -0400

parker-industries:

*Tony comes home drunk and walks into the kitchen*

Tony: What time is it?

Peter: Huh?

Tony: *looks at the microwave that has 53 seconds left on it*

Tony: 53? Fuck it’s late.

My Shit Blog

funohtrixpointnever: fartinonfaces: please let me go here when...

when you accidentally type mid 200′s instead of mid 2000′s

homie14: I’m wheezing my lungs out lol

peecop: your-dog-666: thebootydiaries been reblogging the same posts since 1998 someone tell her to...

missbinch:

bisexuael:this is so sad alexa play despacito

imsoofuckingsad:my feelings are hurting my feelings

panwitha-plan: imaginedreamwrite: strangewhovian-blog: brokeo...

Ravenclaw Ask Game

Gryffindor | Slytherin | Hufflepuff

i-am-a-fish: *pressing my face against the microwave*that’s right baby, gently jiggle my molecules

kareshy: gigaguess: mrsdevilla: the-treble: internationalgirl...

daiseokkie: the first five emotes on your recently used emojis describe you as a person ready set go

tchallabread: barnesrogerss: I’m such a weak bitch when it comes to Bucky Barnes

skarchomp: dumbledork: harrey you gotta learn that being a shitty wizard is fucking important, do...

ragnarokapologist: tan france would approve of thor’s fashion choices especially the pussy popping...

hus-pus: rupaulsdragracefuckedupdrag: rupaulsdragracefuckedupdrag:I’m so despacito I’m literally...

petermaximoff: steve: im Sorry tony but he’s my friend.tony: so Was I.bucky:

Photo

anthonysstarks:You want to know why we talk crap in the middle...

parker-industries: *Tony comes home drunk and walks into the kitchen* Tony: What time is it? Peter:...

i-am-a-fish: pressing my face against the microwavethat’s right baby, gently jiggle my molecules

parker-industries: Tony comes home drunk and walks into the kitchen Tony: What time is it? Peter:...